| I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school |
| I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had (I live in Provo Utah, come on really?) |
| Our puppy toilet trained on it |
| Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked |
| I put it in a safe, but lost the combination |
| I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away |
| Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing |
| I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine |
| I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload (They are 6th graders, they don't have that much homework, this might work in high school) |
| My little sister ate it |
I really do love teaching not only because I get to enrich the lives of so many wonderful children, but because some days are like watching a live stand up comedy act for free.




